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Post by memelandofjeff on Nov 27, 2016 14:05:46 GMT
This is the thread for Intelligente's Conference in the TIC Tech Fair being held in Landercost.
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Post by kinkybastards on Nov 28, 2016 21:07:10 GMT
In Kinky Bastards' hall, Julia Andersson, the director of OGPU, is showing of the future of crimefighting: The Robocop. "So far, this is the only machine of its kind, but we hope to be able to make more of these babies, and possibly even export them beyond SSRKB. First to our northern neighbour, the kingdom, but if all goes well maybe even beyond Kinky Bastards!"  Outside, members of NAACP are protesting against what they see as the enslavement of machines. Julia Andersson tries to calm them down. "Now, listen people! I can't speak for the Nation of Jeff or their football playing robots, but in our case I don't understand whag ghe fuzz is about. Yes, she was made to serve the state, but all citizens are supposed to serve the state, just as the state is supposed to serve all citizens! Stop booing!" |
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Post by memelandofjeff on Nov 29, 2016 16:27:29 GMT
In Kinky Bastards' hall, Julia Andersson, the director of OGPU, is showing of the future of crimefighting: The Robocop. "So far, this is the only machine of its kind, but we hope to be able to make more of these babies, and possibly even export them beyond SSRKB. First to our northern neighbour, the kingdom, but if all goes well maybe even beyond Kinky Bastards!" Outside, members of NAACP are protesting against what they see as the enslavement of machines. Julia Andersson tries to calm them down. "Now, listen people! I can't speak for the Nation of Jeff or their football playing robots, but in our case I don't understand whag ghe fuzz is about. Yes, she was made to serve the state, but all citizens are supposed to serve the state, just as the state is supposed to serve all citizens! Stop booing!" The Robots are happy playing football. Even ask them! |
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Post by kinkybastards on Nov 29, 2016 21:01:36 GMT
"I think you need to ask them if they appreciate being called robots!" one of the protestors yelled back. "Would you call a jew a kike? I assume you wouldn't, but you still call machines 'robots', a term that means 'slaves'. That just shows how you meatbags view us!"
The protestors start booing again, and one even throws a rotten tomato at the Jeffian(?) speaker. Julia Andersson hides behind the Robocop, and ponders weather she should activate it or not. Maybe she just should call on her guards?
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Post by memelandofjeff on Nov 30, 2016 8:34:24 GMT
"I think you need to ask them if they appreciate being called robots!" one of the protestors yelled back. "Would you call a jew a kike? I assume you wouldn't, but you still call machines 'robots', a term that means 'slaves'. That just shows how you meatbags view us!" The protestors start booing again, and one even throws a rotten tomato at the Jeffian(?) speaker. Julia Andersson hides behind the Robocop, and ponders weather she should activate it or not. Maybe she just should call on her guards? "Jeffic is the correct demonym" says the police chief, standing behind the crowd. Calm down or we will take action. "You shout at us even when Robocop is short for Robotcop!" |
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Post by kinkybastards on Nov 30, 2016 14:48:16 GMT
"I think you need to ask them if they appreciate being called robots!" one of the protestors yelled back. "Would you call a jew a kike? I assume you wouldn't, but you still call machines 'robots', a term that means 'slaves'. That just shows how you meatbags view us!" The protestors start booing again, and one even throws a rotten tomato at the Jeffian(?) speaker. Julia Andersson hides behind the Robocop, and ponders weather she should activate it or not. Maybe she just should call on her guards? "Jeffic is the correct demonym" says the police chief, standing behind the crowd. Calm down or we will take action. "You shout at us even when Robocop is short for Robotcop!" "We're protesting against both of you, you morons!" they shout at the police chief, but remain otherwise peaceful. |
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